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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

MRSBO Adoption: Edie Migraineur by DarkAngelQ



Edie Migraineur, a little girl with a big headache.

BACKGROUND. Edie Migraineur has had terrible headaches ever since she came to Mrs. Blathersby's Orphanage as a baby. Her teenage unwed mother was ill equipped to deal with her, poor thing. We know nothing about the cad who was her father.

Edie cried for the first three years of her life, and her first sentence was, "Oh, my head hurts!" The nuns have raised her as well as they could, not understanding her pain. (None of them suffers from migraines, although Sister Frances Ignacious does have those sick headaches.) This pale little girl has not had her hair brushed since she grew it. It stands on end in bronze spikes. She screams whenever she sees a nun with a comb. She says the thought of grooming makes her feel as though she has a long screw driven into her crown.

Her file is full of such colorful descriptions. She is quite sensitive and sees the world as others don't. Edie Migraineur is nine years old, and she has asked for a family of her own. Her migraines are finally under control; she has learned to read the signs of impending pain and cope with her disability. She says that during her headaches her soul leaves her body and hovers about three feet above her right shoulder, but other than that she is a well-adjusted, if lightly educated, nine year old. She will require medication for the rest of her life. Edie cradles her squished little heart in her arms.

PARTICULARS. Edie Migraineur is constructed of paperclay over a strong wire armature. She is approximately nine inches tall sitting up straight, as the nuns insist. She wears her one good outfit, a drab grey dress with a dark belt and a white collar, anklets and black Mary Janes. She is painted with acrylic paint and heavily sealed for durability. Her watery blue eyes are acrylic. Edie is a delicate sculpture for adults, not a toy.

Monday, December 17, 2007

MRSBO Adoption: Annabella Flatts by DarkAngelQ


As always, here at Mrs. Blathersby’s Orphanage for
the Unattractive and Mentally Unsound, we have an abundance of cats.
Children and cats.
Annabella Flatts, a very domestic cat, has a sweet disposition and a
calm demeanor. She would love to help you with interior design or party
decorations. She also has a flair for fashion and a talent for walking
on two legs. The big boys sneak her bits of cheese and fish and the
undefined meat Cook serves on Thursdays, passing her lap-to-lap beneath the
dining table. The older girls dress her in doll clothes and baubles
and try to teach her how to tie her shoes. We think it only fair to say
that she is ever so slightly spoiled and, as all cats are, somewhat
lazy.

PARTICULARS. Annabella, primitive and proper, is a one-of-a-kind
art doll made of muslin and paperclay over a heavy wire armature. She
is approximately 13 inches tall and free-standing. She is elaborately
embellished with paint, ribbon, cord, tea-dipped tulle, lace, beads,
buttons, bells, glass drops, bows, brads, and fabric and sealed very
lightly. Her arms and hands are posed to hold various items—perhaps a string
of lights, an Easter egg, a birthday banner, a strand of tinsel, a
wedding announcement, a silk flower, a ring box, a Halloween shaker, a
four-leaf clover, or a paper heart, for example. She would work well as a
centerpiece or a bit of primitive décor, paired with a lace doily or a
spray of lilacs, on a dresser or inside a glass-front cabinet.
She wears her heart on her sleeve.

In Addition. Annabella comes with a certificate of adoption from
Mrs. Blathersby's Orphanage and best wishes for a long and happy
association.

NOTE. The little string of plastic lights shown in some of the
photos is a prop only and not included in this auction.